Six Word Stories - Book Titles

Someone on HolyWorlds proposed a writing prompt called the Hemingway Challenge, based on a six word story written by Hemingway, which was:

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I loved this challenge. It was so easy, and yet so complex a way of trying to write a story in a six word short sentence. I didn't realize how much I enjoyed participating it until I went through trying to collect all my stories. 50 stories and counting later, I thought maybe I should blog some. So here goes! These are some wacky book titles and notices.