I saw this once in an email someone happened to forward to me. I thought it was amazing that, no matter what a popular brand can promise: God was it already! So I thought I'd share it here as a bit of a random read. (considering I've been wanting to print it out and post it on the walls of our mall for long enough, I reckoned plastering it on the internet was the next best thing. Also, not quite sure if all these brands are Australian... I'm sure y'all will let me know!)
He makes you clean on the inside.